It’s a popular and common theological doctrine that some day, somehow people are going to abruptly dissappear into “heaven”, in ones from groups of two’s, as people believe is taught in Mark 13 and Matthew’s Gospel chapter 25. In this short exposition, we apply simple rules to textual interpretation to correct this rather inaccurate view of the scriptures and let the text say what it is really saying. Also, feel free to listen to the episode “Heaven, a place on the earth”, enjoy!